I don’t know exactly why I don’t come to the Gilbert Road Tavern often. It’s the closest pub to my house and it’s about what one would expect from a midrange place. A little too clean for how dark it is, you know?
There’s nothing wrong with it. But I’m not really finding anything special either.
Maybe that answers my question; if I want a great beer list, Proper Pint isn’t too far, if I want some great IPAs, Unlimited IPA is on Foster. Lents Bottle & Tap is pleasant a cozy. There are at least three honest to goodness dive bars around that are great for skulking in. If I’m hungry, the Slingshot or Assembly offer me pretty good vittles.
Even the tap list here is…fine. I’m having a kolsch from Double Mountain and it’s good enough. It tastes and smells like two row malt, with a finish that is solid but neither dry enough to really give a thirst quenching sensation nor bitter enough to profile a hop character. It’s actually got a slightly banana flavored finish.
I can’t speak ill of it but the beer isn’t giving me a reason to recommend it either.
On the other hand, there’s someplace to sit outside and it’s comfortable enough. The traffic between 72nd and Harold is mellow enough at this time of day-and most of the time, really-that it isn’t going to be a distraction. I’m in the shade. There’s some legit people watching that can be done from here and the bar has a humorous sign posted about how dogs are no longer allowed inside.
So it’s not like the Old GIlbert is taking itself too seriously.
A dude walks by, randomly says hello to a guy at a table next to me. ‘How you doin’?” Is the reply. The walking man says:
“Going to the weed store. Be doin’ a lot better.”
I can’t top that coda.