I Mean

What is this fucking nonsense?

Understand, my objection here isn’t that this is a non-alcoholic beer, nor that Corona spokespeople are trying to tell us how much they embrace the outdoors by selling you beer that skunks in minutes when exposed to sunlight because of their shitty bottling, or any of that shit.

I object to this product’s existence because if you want something that isn’t alcoholic but has vitamins, that beverage already exists: it’s juice. Like any fruit juice.