As everyone in America knows; it’s Saint Patrick’s Day.
I don’t begrudge anyone their pint of stout. Have at thee!
But this professional is staying home. Too many people thinking they can take on too much in too short a timeframe. They inevitably cause more trouble than they ought to. Not that I don’t enjoy a good party, I just find it difficult to get excited about crowds of amateurs drinking and St Patrick’s Day is all about amateur hour.
Plus, my curmudgeonly behavior means that I can take St Patty’s Day off. Who’s got the holiday now, baby!
Bonus: The Onion reminds you that people order Budweiser.
A pint for Dionysus 
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